30 Fresh Tweets From Twitter Users Who Refuse to Call it X (August 5, 2023)

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    Food - Sagittarius Groove @KNTYfemme why they give me these big onion slices, my burger look like Steve Harvey 12:01 AM 7/31/23 from Earth 11.8M Views . . ...
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    Cosmetics - Barlow Adams @BarlowAdams Store clerk wouldn't take my debit card because he said it was "witchcraft," told me it was a tarot card and those were tools of the Devil. I assured him none of that was true, and said I had no cash. He gave me the drink for free rather than touch my card. Friends, my card: AGIC The Gathering ... JUSTER
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    Font - Rachel @Rachel Noise Just heard my husband in the kitchen telling our cat "You're not hungry, you're bored. Drink some water." 8:19 PM 7/30/23 from Earth. 91.5K Views 321 Reposts 20 Quotes
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    Product - @Isaiah_h TSA would handcuff you if they saw this at the airport nat @natdashark.1d my AirPods dead asf 6:36 PM 7/28/23 from Earth 2.9M Views
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    Font - jovan @ehjovan living with white people is so crazy ive been negotiating to prevent a 3rd dog in the house like im closing on a billion dollar deal 7:11 PM 7/30/23 from Earth 1.5M Views 1,677 Reposts 257 Quotes
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    Hair - B JRR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh wyd if you're on a date with this girl but Aragorn son of Arathorn runs in and tells you the beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid! ALT ALT 9:44 PM 7/26/23 from Earth. 6.6M Views 6,268 Retweets 2,605 Quotes
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    Font - chase @_chase_ if i ever got married i would use the reception as an opportunity to just play every song i've ever liked. no theme, no vibe. just me being like "omg i love this one" for two hours 4:20 PM 7/30/23 from Earth.7.1M Views 30.8K Reposts 4,053 Quotes
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    Smile - BOI @Bolverk15 Don't tell this man what American women get up to when they vacation in europe doomer @uncledoomer. 1d european women are so unsatisfied by european men's tiny european compact cars that just the sight of an american mid size pickup truck is enough to make a european woman fall madly and inextricably in love POV: You're a French girl finally living out dream of your riding in the back of a pick up truck Tik Tok
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    Font - delaniac @ChadNotChud People talk about "secret menus" at fast food places, but I would never in a million years ever order a "secret menu" item because if the cashier looked at me and said "huh?" I would die on the spot 12:16 PM 7/25/23 from Earth 409K Views 1,045 Retweets 109 Quotes
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    Dog - soul nate @MNateShyamalan mitch mcconnell 7:01 PM 7/26/23 from Earth 513K Views 750 Retweets 18 Quotes •
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    Font - NEETワールド @NEETWorld Order Baseball was the only American sport to take root in Japan because it's the sport that most closely approximates the turn-based battle system of a traditional JRPG. Nobody is talking about this. 9 10:07 PM 7/25/23 from Earth. 1M Views . ... 2,280 Retweets 99 Quotes
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    Product - reversecowgirl69 @botticellibimbo if you can't get bitches on a yacht you really can't get bitches Dustin @dustinvarano .3d Hosted my first networking event at 19 years old on 100ft yacht with a private chef. This is why I moved to Miami. 1:41 PM 7/25/23 from Earth-643K Views 275 Retweets 9 Quotes BLACK LABE ...
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    Font - rob @OkButStill it's crazy they still have 35 year olds trying to learn to code. if you need to make a career change in your 30's please become an electrical engineer or a pilot or a mercenary 8:09 PM 7/28/23 from Earth 260K Views 146 Retweets 28 Quotes
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    Product - High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry Watching Oppenheimer, pretending I fully understand quantum mechanics 9:30 AM 7/29/23 334K Views . . 452 Retweets 30 Quotes
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    Font - tori @doritenholm. 1d Why do we bash "homewreckers" for breaking up a marriage but we never question if the wife and infant child had bad vibes? 275 15,637 Goddess Vicki @itsvickivoss 68.9K ₁13.5M Exactly like what did the baby do for the daddy to cheat and abandon his family ???? Two sides to every story. ..
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    World - hate monger @TheyAreJett How can you not be romantic about baseball? POOP END 1ST PIT PIRATES PHI PHILLIES Mrs.Ts Pierogies 8:59 PM 7/28/23 from Earth. 103K Views 210 Retweets 11 Quotes
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    Product - → Eddie @eddiebrtwo the new logo is so ugly bro MYA Bolsonaro Terror do PT MITO Figurinhas do Bolso Lendas da Política QU Quiz Bolsonaro Kers olsonaro... . Bolsaro Sons ********* Bolsonaro Vce Braga Netto 22 Bolsonaro Bolsonaro Bolsonaro TV 2022 TO COM olsonaro dios X Selfie m Twitter Slide Puzzle Figurinhas Bolsor o olsonaro do Mito Fuja do Lula e PT Figurinhas Top Caça Palavras B... Bolsonaro Bolsonaro 9 77% 00:27 5:05 PM 7/29/23 886K Views BOLSONARO To ComBol- sonaro TAOKEY? Rádio B
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    Font - @kapreeson_ Niggas keep blowing up my taxi on gta im tryna run a business bruh 1:44 PM 7/28/23 from Earth. 1.1M Views . 3,026 Retweets 342 Quotes
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    Product - Lance A @Bornakang This a new level of gatekeeping Imao I can never eat regular Chinese ever again Subscribe . 7,364 Retweets 1,537 Quotes What's name of this spot? 5:59 AM 7/29/23 from Earth - 8.9M Views i find mfs like u really interesting bro. i ain't gon lie this spot is kinda like a personal thing to me you get what i'm saying, it's just like a personal vibe u feel me, what's really crazy is you wouldn't even wanted this if u ain't see me post it u get what i'm saying. i don't eve
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    Dog - RoseGawd @HerSelections It's the peacefulness in the midst of chaos for me. Whitley @Whitleysdaughtr. 16h When people ask why there's a pet deposit and not a kid deposit. Exhibit A:
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    Smile - Chiki Ovalle @TheKushDutchess I told my daughter she couldn't go see the Barbie movie because it's PG-13 and she's 9. She was like "the PG stands for parental guidance. You're my parent, so guide me to the movies." 10:38 PIT Privity seat
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    Font - Jingleghost @JeremyMonjo Ariana Grande's really gone up in my estimation since she started ruining people's lives for sport. That's real pop star shit, not the other stuff out there, like Taylor Swift making $10 million music videos about the time Topher Grace corrected her pronunciation of epitome 7:38 PM 7/27/23 from Earth.781K Views . 687 Retweets 51 Quotes 15K Likes 695 Bookmarks □ Jingleghost @JeremyMonjo - 13h Remote and Jupiterian. That's how I like my mega-stars. Anytime a normal
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    Gesture - Alice Hamilton @AliceRHamilton love this photo of jonah hill's grandfather m+ @PRADAXBBY.1d a woman being fined for wearing a bikini on a beach, in italy 1957 4:28 PM 7/29/23 from Earth - 2.6M Views Ty
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    Font - madeline odent @oldenoughtosay one time one of my friends set her bed on fire having sex so I embroidered her a throw pillow decorated with candles and now she texts me every time a new lover asks about it 8:38 AM 7/29/23 from Earth. 3M Views 2,442 Retweets 174 Quotes
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    Food - Meal prep is done This pizza was $10.99 and it made meals for 8 days That comes out to $1.38 per meal S PIZZA COULDN'T HAVE BEEN MADE without help from a LA, EDNA, ABIGAIL, LLE AND NANCY Dividend Hero @HeroDividend wel hudong Cleese, male ARUBA Neum www URUNSUNG Ang pinay las oderoppings Andecay Wadowrides make them dat becsur SX cher derely Infiera very important part of the Dan ei See Dubny d' Epleren Jurig pour lut mmm ERTELLE 4:47 PM 7/30/23 from Earth.9.2M Views 4,418 Reposts 684 Quo
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    Furniture - CCTV_IDIOTS @cctv_idiots How to get dumped in a few seconds 0:05 12:49 PM 7/29/23 from Earth 6.2M Views . 2,868 Retweets 562 Quotes ... Icc
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    Font - Jacob Texas TM @ChiefSVP If your name is Craig and your wife is at the gym in Houston right now, she's leaving you and filing for divorce after the sale of your company is finalized. -per the woman holding up the leg press while speaking to her lawyer. 12:16 PM 7/30/23 from Earth. 1.3M Views 2,412 Reposts 379 Quotes
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    Gesture - the summer scorpio @girlbosskenroy The bootleg copy of "Barbie" my friend and I were watching last night had spanish subtitles and I could not stop crying at the translation for "I am Kenough" I am Kenough. . M Soy suficienKEN 12:19 PM 7/30/23 from Earth 2.4M Views . SLOTSLIGHTS.NET 4,744 Retweets 340 Quotes
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    Font - gaut @Oxgaut Subscribe startup founder unsure if employees are less stressed thanks to LSD or Asana Paul, a start-up founder in New York, says he and his employees are less stressed since they started microdosing LSD. But he couldn't be absolutely sure about the cause and effect: he thinks it may have also been the project-management app Asana, which they started using at the same time, to keep organised. 1:11 PM 7/29/23 from Earth. 582K Views 166 Retweets 36 Quotes
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    Smile - WAPpenheimer @vinabean So I'm supposed to just keep buying groceries and cleaning my kitchen over and over until I die? 6:22 PM 7/27/23 from Earth. 5M Views ... 30.2K Retweets 1,670 Quotes

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